Archives
2009-06-16 | Holy Uterus from HEEEELLLLL.
2009-04-30 | It's been a long time coming...
2009-04-29 | Oh Mel.
2009-04-18 | Blessed are the Constipated
2009-03-16 | I need to stop writing about him. But I JUST. CAN'T.
2009-03-07 | Mark
2009-02-24 | I am not proud
2009-02-18 | So not funny. Sort of. . .
2009-02-11 | This is just too good
2009-02-10 | Well, wheee - doggie! Lit's git you sum med-E-cation, darlin'!
2009-02-09 | That's why I told Lambert he couldn't have one
2009-02-04 | Thank God my Fiance Knows Mouth to Mouth
2009-02-01 | Ew. I HATE having a runny nose.
2009-01-21 | The Prayer
2009-01-19 | It's suffocating, really. And I actually ENJOY breathing.
2009-01-06 | Twenty three years old and I'm still dressing like I'm twelve, dang it. But it's not my fault!
2008-12-15 | Thought process as I read it: "Oh my god! Oh. Wait. Son of a..."
2008-12-12 | (Seriously.)
2008-12-10 | The only exception is Karen Carpenter's version. I can't stand her freaking voice...but nevermind that.
2008-12-05 | Kimlan!
2008-11-17 | I read this and it struck a cord...
2008-11-12 | The croissants from heaven. Or maybe hell, actually.
2008-10-26 | If I could change one thing about myself, it would be that I had no fear
2008-10-17 | I'd rather be shutting my balls in a drawer. 'Cept I don't have balls.
2008-09-12 | I'm a bit worried about that "within two IQ points" thing.
2008-09-07 | Oi.
2008-08-07 | He's the brains of the operation
2008-06-08 | He used the word "Kinky"
2008-05-22 | Too BA for YOU.
2008-05-09 | Why can't I just be Heartless?
2008-05-05 | Self-sacrifice is his middle name. That, and "Hottie".
2008-05-03 | You can say that again.
2008-04-29 | Power to the H2O!
2008-04-29 | Power to the H2O!
2008-04-09 | Duh.
2008-03-21 | It doesn't get much better than this, kids
2008-02-13 | There are no 'teachers' and 'students' in the public restroom
2007-12-27 | Time to Move Out
2007-12-22 | Eternally Grateful
2007-12-09 | Please let it be over soon...
2007-12-07 | This Entry is Pointless. Seriously. Don't Even Bother Reading it.
2007-11-21 | I'm not a stalker, either.
2007-11-16 | Our Tree's Gonna Have Some Balls
2007-09-28 | Buttcheek
2007-08-27 | Someday I'll be reunited, too
2007-08-26 | Even my Best Friends Ovaries Revolve Around Me. It's Touching, Really.
2007-08-25 | I didn't know the toilet was broken
2007-08-24 | Being an Adult was supposed to be Fun.
2007-08-16 | And our Freedoms Consuming itself - or - Matt Bellamy you are the voice of an Angel with Really Great Style
2007-08-16 | "And our freedom
2007-08-14 | Neon!
2007-08-04 | Someday, My Diary Will Be Interesting Again!
2007-08-04 | A Winking Poo
2007-08-01 | Free Time or I Don't Know What to Do with Myself
2007-07-31 | First and Last Summer Class that I'll EVER have to take. Hopefully.
2007-07-09 | Ta Da!
2007-06-15 | Cue Hyperventalation
2007-06-12 | Sorta Creepy, Sorta Fascinating
2007-05-31 | Don't Hate me Because I'm Smart
2007-05-19 | Just a Glimpse
2007-05-18 | Here Am I
2007-05-18 | Well Shiver Me Timbers
2007-05-18 | Well Shiver Me Timbers
2007-05-10 | Creation and Evolution Sittin' in a Tree...
2007-05-10 | Creation and Evolution Sittin' in a Tree...
2007-05-10 | Creation and Evolution Sittin' in a Tree...
2007-04-30 | "That's it baby, when you've got it flaunt it! Flaunt it!"
2007-04-26 | Although I must admit, peeing on my homework does seem tempting at times...
2007-04-26 | Although I must admit, peeing on my homework does seem tempting at times...
2007-04-25 | And You Learn
2007-04-18 | Kiss me like a Stranger
2007-04-15 | Please Forgive me? - Sincerely, The Jerk
2007-04-06 | "That's about as Bad as the Time they Gang-Raped the Easter Bunny!"
2007-04-04 | It's gotta get better at some point, right?
2007-03-21 | The Happiest Place on Earth should do the Trick!
2007-03-09 | Booya
2007-03-07 | Energy Act Blabbity Blah Blah
2007-03-05 | I'm Sorry
2007-02-23 | O Death, Where is Your Sting?
2007-02-14 | Screw You LCC
2007-02-12 | Come home.
2007-01-27 | I'm the Girl that Trips on her Train and Ends up Breaking her Heel
2007-01-16 | Wanna Be My Lover?
2006-12-28 | A Christian Tree-Hugger? Who's Heard of Such a Thing!
2006-12-20 | Is This Goodbye, Then?
2006-12-19 | Freakin' Mother
2006-12-18 | Boorish Carnivores - Take That!
2006-12-12 | That made my day, I've gotta say.
2006-12-01 | I Wanna Wish you a Merry Christmas from the Bottom of my Heart
2006-11-30 | ZZZZTTTTTT!
2006-11-28 | Virgins Unite!
2006-11-24 | This One Leaves me Speechless
2006-11-21 | This entry turned out far more negative than I intended
2006-11-19 | I'm not Heartless! Sort of.
2006-10-31 | God Pooped, and Tropical Starbursts were Formed
2006-10-23 | You're Just Jealous of My Skeleton Pen
2006-10-20 | Potty in my mouth!
2006-10-19 | These Things Must Happen...
2006-10-19 | So what. I DO.
2006-09-26 | Aggrivations
2006-09-25 | Little Clara
2006-09-21 | Forever 21...which is also a really great clothing boutique that I wish Ohio had
2006-09-15 | Maybe it's the Lack of Sun for the Past FOUR DAYS...
2006-09-13 | You Want a Short Description of this Entry? I'M OLD. There.
2006-09-05 | PMS? That's not for another week!
2006-09-04 | Too Weird Too Imagine
2006-08-29 | Finite Minds
2006-08-21 | Just another night at 707
2006-08-15 | Nothing Too Life Changing, but Who Needs that Crap?
2006-08-13 | I Never Liked Handicapped People
2006-08-13 | To Me
2006-08-10 | Girls Can be Just as Guilty Though...
2006-08-10 | The Thoughts That Plague My Mind!
2006-08-08 | More For Myself Than Anything...
2006-07-28 | Silly Boy!
2006-07-26 | Enough Already
2006-07-24 | Stepping out of the Box
2006-07-21 | Surf, Sand, and Cigarette Butts
2006-07-16 | Goodbye Belmont...Hello Malone?
2006-07-08 | When the Elephants Fight, The Grass Gets Trampled
2006-06-30 | My goal is to be an aficionado of rape books before August 28th
2006-06-29 | I am FOUR!
2006-06-27 | Funness!
2006-06-24 | What foul, disgusting mind!
2006-06-22 | What a Good Night
2006-06-14 | Revelations at Noon
2006-06-08 | Tricky Little Elf
2006-06-05 | I Never Knew Accordions Could be so Hot
2006-06-02 | "And Elliot was found to be without any sin..."
2006-05-30 | Suprise Suprise!
2006-05-28 | Memorial Day Weekend
2006-05-24 | Updates!
2006-05-24 | Baby Steps are Better Than Nothing
2006-05-18 | Losing my Prom Virginity
2006-05-13 | Or, this is all a side effect of not having any sun for the past four days...
2006-05-12 | At Least I Have to Wear My Favorite Brand
2006-05-08 | And to think! Summer hasn't even started yet!
2006-05-06 | -
2006-04-29 | Leave Me Alone
2006-04-24 | I like to Give Credit Where Credit's Due
2006-04-23 | A Delightful Sunday Afternoon with Baby
2006-04-19 | Oh, It's All About Chemistry
2006-04-15 | GOODNIGHT.
2006-04-10 | Into the West We Go!
2006-04-03 | Almost end of semester syndrome
2006-04-01 | Not so unhappy anymore...
2006-03-31 | Blasted Me.
2006-03-20 | Um, Not Really
2006-03-18 | Watching some good friends scream "Let Me Out"
2006-03-15 | I Wish They Gave Scholarships for This
2006-03-10 | Thoughts that keep me awake at night: little chicks getting their heads cut off
2006-03-06 | Animals = better than humans
2006-03-02 | Dumb $%#@!*& Luck
2006-02-28 | Mid-freakin-terms
2006-02-22 | *Jiggle Jiggle*
2006-02-21 | My Pet Peeves that I've Kept Bottled Up Inside Me
2006-02-20 | Bipolar Me
2006-02-18 | Me, Bossing You Around
2006-02-14 | The Entry Where I Use the Term "Space-Age" Far Too Much
2006-02-10 | Holy Hayfever (This Entry Name Dedicated to my Boyfriend)
2006-02-02 | Ode to Green Tea
2006-01-30 | Vent, Vent, Vent
2006-01-25 | Melancholy Me
2006-01-23 | "Um, yes. Is there a "FJGIRESIDSM" in this class? Um, I'd like to talk to you about your test. . ."
2006-01-21 | Awwww
2006-01-20 | Smarties - and I'm Not Talking About the Candies
2006-01-19 | boy
2006-01-19 | My Boy Is Ugly
2006-01-17 | Cuz We Are Living in a Material World and I am a Material Girl!
2006-01-12 | Lazy, No-Good College Student
2006-01-11 | You SUCK, aim
2006-01-08 | Sickening Mush
2006-01-06 | Just a Word From Your Emotionally Imbalanced and Painfully Embarrassed Frothqueen
2005-12-29 | Go Me (and him)
2005-12-13 | Yeeeeah
2005-11-22 | I'll Take a Large Helping of Tofurkey, please!
2005-11-18 | Now I Just Wish I Could Remember It
2005-11-16 | J-E-L-L-O
2005-11-14 | Amazon
2005-11-11 | If Your Name is "My Boy", Don't Read This
2005-11-09 | I'm Done Sucking at Everything!
2005-11-08 | Eh, maybe it's just PMS...
2005-11-06 | I'm Twenty! Two-ZERO!
2005-11-05 | I'm a vain moron
2005-11-03 | Is it Really Worth Saving Three Lives?
2005-11-02 | My Mom's Hot Chihuahua
2005-11-01 | Halloween and Why I Am a Stick in the Mudd
2005-10-30 | Look At Me, the Email Queen. . .(someone slap me for creating the GAYEST entry name in history)
2005-10-29 | Mushy Mush about My Boy
2005-10-24 | Figure it out, and Move on!
2005-10-23 | Some People Enjoy Biting Themselves, Okay?!
2005-10-21 | No, Actually I LIKE Being a Psychopath
2005-10-18 | Glorified Meat-Shields, I say
2005-10-13 | Delivering Hanson Via the Postal Service and Gettin' Jiggy With Orlando Bloom
2005-10-12 | See, I AM Smart!
2005-10-11 | *Gloat!*
2005-10-09 | When Will it End?
2005-10-05 | Ahhh yes.
2005-09-30 | Blasted Lack of Common Sense . . .
2005-09-29 | The One Wear I talk About How Much I Hate Math
2005-09-28 | Math+Me= HATE
2005-09-27 | My Baby
2005-09-26 | Lessons Learned and Blessings From "His Awesomeness"
2005-09-25 | Kids These Days
2005-09-23 | OooOooOoo
2005-09-22 | Really Happy Birthday
2005-09-21 | Finally!
2005-09-21 | Birthday Emotional Poo-Poo! Read at Your Own Risk!
2005-09-19 | In a Nutshell
2005-09-19 | I'm a LADY, Dammit
2005-09-16 | *sigh*
2005-09-15 | The O.J.'s Out to Get Me
2005-09-11 | "Cody"
2005-09-09 | My Life Could Take Yours
2005-09-19 | Just What the Doctor Ordered
2005-09-17 | I've Got a Chainsaw and I Know How to Use It
2005-09-15 | The Five Second Rule
2005-09-02 | I'm Hangin'
2005-08-29 | Good Morning Class!
2005-09-26 | Complaining And Then Realizing That I Am a Nerd
2005-08-24 | Rafting Trip and Megan Stories!
2005-08-22 | Thank Goodness for Cell Phones
2005-08-08 | Grace Like Rain
2005-08-06 | Giving It a Chance
2005-07-30 | "Harold! What is that large, crusty white thing shaped like a the state of Utah on the floor!?" "Why Marge! I do Believe it's Skin!"
2005-07-27 | Death to Bad Moods
2005-07-25 | I'm a Murderer
2005-07-15 | Bitch, Bitch, Bitch! That's all You Ever Do!
2005-07-14 | Just a "Woe Is Me" Entry - You May Want to Skip This One
2005-07-13 | Balance
2005-07-12 | Devotion
2005-07-09 | Erin-o (pronouced Ereeeen-o)
2005-07-08 | It Seems I Have a Problem
2005-07-07 | Thank God for God
2005-07-06 | Long Live Skin That Pretends Its Twelve Again!
2005-07-05 | I'll Elaborate Later
2005-07-03 | Ahhhh! I am so sick of you all! Ahhhhh!
2005-07-02 | My Gay Boy
2005-06-30 | How Gay am I?
2005-06-29 | Freak out, Let it Go
2005-06-28 | MUSH
2005-06-25 | The One Where I Tell You A Lot of Crap That You Don't Care About
2005-06-24 | Perk Up, Little One
2005-06-22 | My Money Problems and Me Telling Myself I'll Be Okay
2005-06-21 | Call Me Sacreligious
2005-06-20 | Mopey, mope, mope.
2005-06-18 | Got to Keep on Movin'...
2005-06-16 | Heck Yes!
2005-06-15 | The One Where I Talk About Food...
2005-06-14 | Me!
2005-06-11 | Uh Huh.
2005-06-09 | *smacks herself on the head with a stick*
2005-06-05 | The Anti-Pity Entry
2005-06-04 | A Good Day
2005-06-03 | MUSH
2005-06-03 | The Diary Entry You've All Been Waiting For...Kinda
2005-06-01 | Pictures For Everyone! (FINALLY - it took you all freaking for - EVAH!)
2005-05-30 | I Think My Friends Hate Me
2005-04-27 | Short but Sweet
2005-05-25 | A Killing Time Entry - Hence the Lack of Subtance
2005-05-16 | So Kiss Me and Smile for Me
2005-05-13 | So Close I Can Almost Touch It
2005-05-10 | Gushy Gush Gush
2005-05-10 | Ya'll Better Watch Out
2005-05-04 | This Is My $#@$
2005-05-03 | From One Extreme to the Other
2005-05-01 | Aww! How Cute! Our Little Girl is Growing Up!
2005-04-30 | Stumbling Across Great Songs is Like Having a Baby
2005-04-30 | I Love My Friends
2005-04-29 | "I'm Warning You...One More Problem And I'll Start Suckin' on the Freakin' Udder!"
2005-04-28 | "You're All Invited to A Pre-Death Party! BYOB!"
2005-04-28 | "Sleep, No I Never Get Enough..."
2005-04-27 | The Most Important Entry I've EVER Produced
2005-04-21 | I Love It. I May Be a Loser, but I Love It.
2005-04-18 | Emotional Poo Poo (You Have Every Right to Throw Rocks at Me For Entries Such as This)
2005-04-17 | Formation!
2005-04-16 | Boobies!
2005-04-16 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just flex them guns.
2005-04-13 | Capping the J.F. "Love Graph"
2005-04-10 | I Want to Apologize on Behalf of My Female Reproduction System
2005-04-09 | MUST…SUPRESS…MOTHERLY INSTINCT…
2005-04-08 | Ahh Yes, It's Good to be the Queen
2005-04-04 | Most Boys Aren't Worth It - but There Are the Blessed Few
2005-04-03 | Robots are Evil! Evil, I tell you!
2005-04-03 | It Was Torture, I Tell You
2005-04-02 | Deep Conversations - You've Gotta Love Them
2005-03-31 | Next Time, I'm Wearing a Glove
2005-03-27 | Happy Easter
2005-03-27 | It's Midnight. Give me a Break.
2005-03-24 | I Hate...EVERYTHING AT THIS POINT
2005-03-24 | Just Needed to Get That Out of My System
2005-03-19 | My Ovaries Hate Me...And Da Feeling is Mootchal
2005-03-16 | "What look are we going for today, Mr. Manson?"
2005-03-12 | It's the Little Things that Make Me Happy
2005-03-11 | Also, Isn't Spring Break supposed to be in the Spring!?
2005-03-06 | Killing Time - That's So Not PC
2005-03-02 | Death to Ashlee Simpson
2005-03-01 | Hello Darling, This is God. Just Wanted to Let You Know I Was Thinking About You.
2005-02-28 | *Gnaw, Gnaw, Gnaw*
2005-02-28 | Hiya Opie! How's the Fly Fishin' Today?
2005-02-27 | And For Once it Might be Grand, To Have Someone Understand, I've want So Much More Than They've got Planned
2005-02-25 | -
2005-02-20 | "P-p-p-ump it Up!"
2005-02-18 | The Woman Drives Me Crazy
2005-02-17 | Sociology Essay
2005-02-17 | Friggin' Womanhood
2005-02-13 | I Hate My Life
2005-02-12 | A Little Windex Never Hurt Anybody, Mom
2005-02-11 | I Need a Break
2005-02-09 | Speechless
2005-02-05 | Dancin' In the Moonlight
2005-02-04 | Aristotlian Wisdom From the Mouth of the Queen
2005-02-01 | "Yeah? Well my boyfriend's a cheeeerleader. Whadda have to say to that?"
2005-01-26 | "I Am a Loner - Befriend Me"
2005-01-22 | You People are Disappointing
2005-01-18 | And Your Cares will go 'Poof!' Like Rice in a Birdie!
2005-01-16 | I Dont Care What Anyone Says - Boys ARE Raging Balls of Hormones and Not Much Else
2005-01-14 | I Impress Myself Daily
2005-01-08 | Probably the Most Futile Entry I've Ever Composed
2004-12-25 | Cherry Mristmas *hiccup*, None and All!
2004-12-24 | Christmas Time Is Here. . .
2004-12-22 | I Never Knew it Could be This Much Fun!
2004-12-19 | The Nearest Book
2004-12-17 | Ha. I Bet You Thought it was Going to be "Baby Got Back"
2004-12-16 | Sorry, I Think the Caffeine's Takin' Over
2004-12-14 | My subconcious is brilliant! Brilliant, I tell you!
2004-12-12 | Boring = Me.
2004-12-12 | Boring = Me.
2004-12-06 | Baby yeah!
2004-12-03 | Oh, if I could have but a lock of hair...
2004-12-01 | And now it's time for an entry that makes absolutely no sense!
2004-11-25 | The Family roadtrip or "dude, we jumped the ditch!"
2004-11-25 | The Family roadtrip or "dude, we jumped the ditch!"
2004-11-19 | Almighty, most glorious
2004-11-16 | Ugh, I am so burnt!
2004-11-15 | i love my job
2004-11-14 | English hates me, and I hate it
2004-11-14 | English hates me, and I hate it
2004-11-12 | just some clarification
2004-11-12 | Deck the halls, bruise your hand
2004-11-11 | Sorry its a bit late...
2004-11-09 | To my favorite sister ever
2004-11-07 | But what about second breakfasts?
2004-11-05 | Emotional Poo Poo
2004-11-04 | I Must Clear My Mind of Whimsy
2004-10-28 | And I'm Sticking to It
2004-10-28 | No One Stocks Undies Like You, My Love
2004-10-26 | Here's to Organizing Your Thoughts!
2004-10-22 | "Momma Didn't Raise No Fool: Why We Should Wash Our Hands After We Go Poo Poo"
2004-10-18 | The Only Time I Don't Have a Foot in My Mouth is When I'm Putting the Other One In
2004-10-18 | Fall and Telling Off Those Nasty People
2004-10-16 | For Once
2004-10-07 | Please Excuse the Morbid Entry
2004-10-01 | I Should be in a Mental Lockdown Facility
2004-09-30 | Well, He's My...Main Squeeze?
2004-09-28 | Who Would Have Thunk?
2004-09-23 | Get Your Kicks at the Ritz!
2004-09-20 | She Knows Who She Is
2004-09-19 | My Family and Friends Never Cease to Amaze Me
2004-09-17 | And That's What Makes Me, Me.
2004-09-17 | And That's What Makes Me, Me.
2004-08-25 | Hurried frenzy!
2004-08-09 | Yes, That's Right, I'm in it for the Long Haul
2004-07-19 | Growing
2004-07-16 | I Can Also Say "Horse Poop" in Spanish: Ca Ca!
2004-07-08 | This Ought to be Interesting
2004-07-03 | So if Catching it Means I'm Married, what the Heck does Catching it and then Dropping it Mean?
2004-07-02 | El-gross-o
2004-07-01 | You'd Think after almost a Week of Silence I'd actually have Something Meaningful to Say
2004-06-25 | My Moment of Ill-Thinking #4,756
2004-06-19 | I Brake for Earthworms
2004-06-17 | Someone Get this Woman a Microphone - Oh Wait!
2004-06-14 | Call Me Mr. Vain
2004-06-08 | I'm Getting Bored Again
2004-06-04 | Paulie B, I Must Admit I Liked You
2004-05-31 | Not that I'm the Crunchiest Cookie in the Cookie Jar. . .
2004-05-30 | I'll Tell You One Thing, I Would have no Problem giving Mike Phillips a Sniff or Two. . .
2004-05-28 | "And I'll Drink to That!"
2004-05-19 | Ahh Yes. I Will Have the Perfect Life.
2004-05-19 | It's Strictly a Hungarian Thing
2004-05-16 | I Need to Speak to the Giver
2004-05-14 | You Think I'd Learn
2004-05-13 | "Al-oe! Oh al-oe!
2004-05-13 | Dummies. All of them, dummies.
2004-05-09 | It's My Diary and I think You Like it.
2004-05-09 | I Have No Idea how these Two Subjects Coincide
2004-05-07 | Self-Evaluation/Well, that was helpful...
2004-05-06 | Just Had to Get that out of My System
2004-05-04 | Piss and Moan Session
2004-05-02 | As iof My Typoing Skills dont Sucvk Already
2004-04-26 | Pep Talk.
2004-04-21 | Emotional Poo...Dont Ask Any Questions
2004-04-20 | For the Record, Peanutbutter Baggies Work Better than Socks...Kidding.
2004-04-18 | I Tell Myself These Things for Future Reference
2004-04-16 | Pride Comes Before the Fall...Pun Completely Intended
2004-04-13 | My Moment of Semi-Glory
2004-04-12 | Too much Humanities class
2004-04-11 | + talk
2004-04-04 | I'm truly humiliated.
2004-03-31 | Bertha is my hero
2004-03-30 | Okay, so I'm not really pregnant...
2004-03-30 | Whiz-chat
2004-03-26 | The queen of confusion speaks.
2004-03-22 | Men in flares can do no wrong.
2004-03-22 | I really should be a nicer person.
2004-03-18 | "There ain't nothin' like a west coast party cause a west coast party don't stop..."
2004-03-16 | The many facts of life that I've learned to deal with...
2004-03-10 | "Time to go, honey - hey...what are you doin' down there?"
2004-03-10 | My soapbox is my beeeest friend.
2004-03-09 | I feel numb.
2004-03-07 | Problems.
2004-03-05 | The pains of being short and skinny.
2004-03-04 | "Hi, I'm Friedrich Nietzsche...*ramble, ramble, ramble*"
2004-03-04 | Sarah Jessica Parker, and stupid people. Whoops, that was kind of redundant.
2004-03-02 | A pointless entry.
2004-02-26 | I'm looking forward to the mass drunken orgy in Tennesee.
2004-02-24 | Getting it right.
2004-02-17 | No Johnny Depp wannabe's please. But I'll take the real thing if he's offerin'...
2004-02-16 | It's amazing what comes out of your mind when you're PMSing
2004-02-15 | Why must I worry so?
2004-02-11 | Is that the first sign of spring I see? Or is that a fuzzy in my eye?
2004-02-09 | This entry will probably offend more people than amuse them, but don't worry, your sucker-punch is on its way.
2004-02-03 | *cue bluebirds*
2004-02-02 | Slightly morbid, but funny nonetheless
2004-01-30 | Faking sucks
2004-01-28 | *cue halleluiah chorus*
2004-01-26 | What's the use?
2004-01-24 | Everyone should befriend an Italian; it works wonders on the soul!
2004-01-23 | "So you wanna be a model?"
2004-01-20 | *Look of shock on Megan's face*
2004-01-18 | Sometimes, I really like being 18. Sadly, that's not very often.
2004-01-15 | Toy's R Us is the Devil! The Devil, I tell you!
2004-01-14 | Emerson = A fatty, cellulite-packed, buttocks
2004-01-14 | This weather makes me ca-ray-zee.
2004-01-04 | I prefer to be shaken, not stirred.
2004-01-03 | I love little boys - but not like that.
2003-12-19 | Lady luck should be shot in an alleyway.
2003-12-17 | Wearing your heart on your sleeve sucks.
2003-12-16 | You know I love you, fellow Legolas lover.
2003-12-16 | Day by day...I am in such a blissful mood right now.
2003-12-14 | Excuse the fowl language, but you know it's true.
2003-12-14 | Absolutely amazin'.
2003-12-10 | You live, you learn
2003-12-09 | "Do you accept personal checks with snakes on them?"
2003-12-05 | Talk about sucking all the magic outta Christmas
2003-12-04 | As always
2003-12-02 | Mr. Happy vs. Mrs. Janos
2003-11-24 | Are we mature yet? I think not.
2003-11-20 | "Testify!"
2003-11-19 | I'm a commitment-phobe. Nanner nanner!
2003-11-15 | A wonderful Sabbath opener
2003-11-14 | Christmas is coming. . .
2003-11-11 | I forgot what the word is when you have a good day.
2003-11-06 | Tall, dark, handsome, with long hair and a name that starts with an O and ends in an rlando bloom.
2003-11-06 | Welcome to Adulthood. Enjoy your Stay. Loserchild.
2003-11-04 | *song of the hot elf*
2003-10-29 | My blessed sis
2003-10-29 | *Shwing*
2003-10-26 | "Too Da Loo!"
2003-10-23 | Beep
2003-10-22 | Penile extensions and my future love life.
2003-10-21 | Thankful for Mr.Der.
2003-10-20 | Oh look! Megan finally updated!
2003-10-14 | I'm practicing my suppressed frothing skills already.
2003-10-08 | Some will think I'm jealous, others will understand.
2003-10-05 | Have I no sympathy?
2003-10-02 | Miss America
2003-09-29 | Happy birthday, re re! Er, Monica!
2003-09-24 | Finally a proud tay-payer. Please tell me you sense the sarcasm.
2003-09-22 | "Did you know cartilage earrings cause brain damage?"
2003-09-19 | I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner. . .
2003-09-15 | A girl can't help but be excited
2003-09-11 | That's Brisk, baby!
2003-09-10 | Aya!
2003-09-08 | And someday...I will take over the world!
2003-09-05 | "Cause when a girlie walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get sprung!" Like tigger, right Rach?
2003-09-02 | Respect your elders - even though they give mother nature the finger.
2003-08-30 | -
2003-08-28 | Good thing none of them know about "Wench"
2003-08-24 | *scroll credits*
2003-08-21 | Me + Monica = two wild and crazy gals
2003-08-18 | My name is little Johnny.
2003-08-18 | California dreamin'...oh man...could I have come up with a cornier line?
2003-08-15 | 8-14-2003...a day that will forever live in infamy. Can anyone tell me who said this originally? I should hope so.
2003-08-11 | Do I *really* wanna work here...?
2003-08-09 | Yes, another entry about templates. Hey, it's better than me going on and on and on and on and on and on about how much I miss Rob.
2003-08-09 | Almost there.
2003-08-09 | Throw me a bone, somebody!
2003-08-08 | Ugly day
2003-08-07 | I hate you diaryland. Once again, I hate you.
2003-08-07 | Meggles Designs for stupid, inarticulate people that have diaries.
2003-08-05 | Freshman
2003-08-04 | Lou-cifer's Tire Mart
2003-08-03 | Sat night sick and in bed.
2003-08-01 | "Mer-man! Mer-MAN!"
2003-07-30 | I've got a week and a half to go.
2003-07-12 | What grueling lives they lead. . .
2003-07-08 | "Ya'll ready for this?"
2003-07-03 | My first beach day of 2003.
2003-07-02 | Do I sense the green-eyed monster awakening?
2003-06-30 | I lament for you Katharine.
2003-06-29 | I am such a liar...
2003-06-28 | Rob's rocks.
2003-06-26 | I am infantile.
2003-06-26 | Mini-golfing with Al Alberts. Not quite.
2003-06-22 | "Wrong sir! WRONG!"
2003-06-21 | WHY must I be so dang reflective?
2003-06-20 | I'm too trashed to think of an appropriate title.
2003-06-19 | Minor frustrations.
2003-06-16 | Recap of today and looking forward to tomorrow. Don't you wish you were me?
2003-06-11 | Gotta love the dating life.
2003-06-10 | Snap, crackle, pop.
2003-06-06 | My encounter with the Vacuum of Death.
2003-06-05 | I still wanna marry a rock star.
2003-06-04 | Save yourself - while you still have the chance.
2003-06-02 | Frank's Red Hot = good time
2003-05-31 | Sugar-high (or Rob high)
2003-05-31 | "My rib's are crooked."
2003-05-29 | "Could I have the definition, please?"
2003-05-28 | Confessions.
2003-05-28 | Young Frankenstein keeps me tickin'.
2003-05-27 | Por-freakin'-sche. . .
2003-05-26 | Oh, the gay days.
2003-05-24 | Please, oh please shut down, brain.
2003-05-23 | A real entry. And a real man.
2003-05-22 | Die Pap, die!
2003-05-21 | Frustrations of a single gal.
2003-05-20 | This is REALLY the last Wolverine entry.
2003-05-19 | This is the last Wolverine entry for a while. I promise.
2003-05-19 | Realizations.
2003-05-18 | Wolverine and Pauly Shore. Daaaamn.
2003-05-15 | What is that that smells so heavenly, you ask? Why, its me! Little old me!
2003-05-14 | What kind of a name could you give this entry?
2003-05-13 | GED Day 1, and, mucous yummy spit
2003-05-11 | Rob's flipping pancake skills suck. (Notice the order of words.)
2003-05-07 | Down with BM.
2003-05-06 | Terrorizing hormones
2003-05-04 | I loved it. Pure and simple.
2003-05-02 | "Oh! The damage is done, so I guess I'll be leavin'..."
2003-05-01 | "The reception will be held at Chuck-E-Cheese"
2003-05-01 | "Read...my...lips! Free Boston Market food for everyone!"
2003-04-30 | At least I'm an honest greedy person.
2003-04-28 | Bite me, chumpo.
2003-04-27 | Nifty Sabbath.
2003-04-24 | Oh to be Zee.
2003-04-22 | The good 'ol days.
2003-04-22 | Rudy Baby
2003-04-21 | Shoot me now .
2003-04-20 | Melissa rules, I tell ya.
2003-04-17 | I really miss her.
2003-04-13 | Anyone for some Pyro? Or howsabouts an Iceman?
2003-04-12 | "I'll take the number 4, please. No sour cream."
2003-04-11 | How did I turn out so normal?
2003-04-10 | SOS
2003-04-07 | All in a days living.
2003-04-06 | My life sucks.
2003-04-05 | My malicious mind.
2003-04-03 | "Hellooooooo Ladies!"
2003-04-01 | April Fools
2003-03-31 | Me.
2003-03-31 | Me.
2003-03-27 | "Wheel....of...Fortu...." Oh. Wrong game show.
2003-03-25 | For future reference.
2003-03-25 | Oh! I feel dreadful...
2003-03-25 | I agree.
2003-03-23 | *sniff, sniff* "Does something smell?"
2003-03-22 | I can update again! And I'm not a gold member!
2003-03-20 | I should be a fashion designer.
2003-03-15 | Yes. I like animated guys.
2003-03-13 | Snow, shopping desires, and hot canadians.
2003-03-13 | Yup, screwed again.
2003-03-10 | "Penny for a blind woman?"
2003-03-10 | PMS, baby.
2003-03-06 | Brain spasms.
2003-03-02 | *fume, smolder, seethe*
2003-02-27 | Taking Erin Shopping = quite amusing
2003-02-25 | I'm an 80's child, nanner nanner.
2003-02-25 | I feel so guilty. . .
2003-02-24 | I am such a loser.
2003-02-23 | Nutella pretzels, the Sabbath and Dc Talk.
2003-02-21 | At the moment, this is what best describes me. In my opinion, of course.
2003-02-18 | How to Have a Life in 10 Days. . .Not.
2003-02-13 | Would ya like to take a survey? I miss these things actually.
2003-02-10 | If I was a man, I'd want to be Orlando Bloom, so I could stare at myself in the mirror all day. And night. And day.
2003-02-08 | Someday somebody's gonna ask you...
2003-02-06 | Hillary Clinton? HILLARY CLINTON?! *Russian Profanities*
2003-02-04 | How a hoodie can change your life!
2003-01-30 | *convulse-shake-convulse*
2003-01-29 | The cold from Hell.
2003-01-30 | C'mon girls! All together now!
2003-01-28 | Scratch that. Move to plan B.
2003-01-27 | Blasted "spunky" personality.
2003-01-26 | Ephesians 4:14-15
2003-01-25 | What have I become?
2003-01-24 | I wanna be a Girl from Gilmore
2003-01-23 | My soul longs for you, my love.
2003-01-21 | Gap Casting Call
2003-01-20 | "Burn the hooch at the stake!"
2003-01-16 | Stupid, stupid mom
2003-01-16 | I'll be saving my movie money for December, thank you.
2003-01-15 | Sweet Potato Puke
2003-01-14 | My poor non-exsistent life
2003-01-13 | I should punch myself in the gut.
2003-01-11 | "I'll take him!"
2003-01-09 | Yeah, that's about right.
2003-01-07 | "Blah! Don't touch my sushi!"
2003-01-05 | I actually grossed myself out.
2003-01-04 | I knew it.
2003-01-04 | Canolis, Manicotti and Legolas
2003-01-02 | Scrumptious.
2003-01-01 | 2003...here we go.
2002-12-31 | Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we'll die. Merry. *froth*
2002-12-29 | Its not like that...
2002-12-27 | "Jackass!"
2002-12-27 | Blah.
2002-12-23 | Eat Gandalfs dust.
2002-12-22 | Flying persimmons!
2002-12-21 | Mmmmmmmmmmm. I wonder how elves. . .taste?
2002-12-17 | Hopefully, this is the last time I will have to worry about this.
2002-12-17 | I hate trying to think up names for all these stupid entries.
2002-12-16 | Only two more days. Two more days, I say!
2002-12-15 | "We can hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don't delay. . ."
2002-12-14 | "So Megan, how's Monica doing?"
2002-12-12 | Brain spasms
2002-12-11 | I'm a Ringer. And proud of it.
2002-12-08 | This entry is dedicated to Rachel
2002-12-05 | Shopping does a body good
2002-12-03 | Mid-afternoon naps
2002-11-27 | I'm dreaming of a white Christmas . . .
2002-11-26 | The chase is on!
2002-11-24 | Snow Day
2002-11-24 | Laughing is a chore.
2002-11-18 | It brings a tear to my eye
2002-11-17 | *beaming*
2002-11-14 | Ha! I offended you!
2002-11-12 | Darn her!
2002-11-10 | Piss me off!
2002-11-10 | Dang parents.
2002-11-08 | Baby names!
2002-11-07 | It's kinda depressing when you're pmsing!
2002-11-03 | Toby Maguire's got a butt chin!
2002-11-02 | -
2002-10-31 | I never thought it would happen
2002-10-31 | Halloween 2002
2002-10-29 | *cough, cough*
2002-10-28 | I'm not a bad driver. Just cursed!
2002-10-24 | First run in with the cops. Okay, NOT
2002-10-24 | A gift for Sally.
2002-10-22 | Jess. . .Bad thoughts. . .
2002-10-22 | Man, I feel like a woman.
2002-10-21 | Girls Retreat 2002
2002-10-15 | Time to take a breather. This kind of drama gets old real fast.
2002-10-14 | Sometimes, I dispise being a girl.
2002-10-13 | Bwah ha ha
2002-10-12 | I hate diaryland # 2
2002-10-11 | Die diaryland, die!
2002-10-07 | my descriptions have sucked lately
2002-10-05 | I wish I could run like a normal human being
2002-10-03 | Moment of joy and sorrow.
2002-10-01 | "Our Trip to Southern" pt. 1
2002-09-26 | Looking forward to seeing Monica. (CASEY.)
2002-09-22 | Thank you God
2002-09-19 | its just a guy megan! a stupid useless guy!
2002-09-17 | Sep 24th! Sep 24th!
2002-09-16 | Random thoughts #56,482,453
2002-09-15 | Tuckered out.
2002-09-15 | Tuckered out.
2002-09-13 | -
2002-09-13 | Boo Ya.
2002-09-11 | Sep 11 2002
2002-09-10 | 3000 GT and Mohaven
2024-09-04 | C'mon weekend!
2024-09-02 | End of summer
2024-08-30 | Reuben. . .
2024-08-28 | -
2024-08-24 | Saturday night happiness.
2002-08-23 | I plea insanity.
2002-08-23 | I plea insanity.
2002-08-22 | For Monica
2002-08-21 | Oh man. This gas is killing me.
2002-08-17 | Last entry for a while.
2002-08-16 | Mall Adventures
2002-08-13 | This is all bs.
2002-08-13 | Cedar Point. scene #1
2002-08-10 | Would ya like to take a survey?
2002-08-09 | Our group. . .*shudder*
2002-08-08 | Longest update in a long time.
2002-08-07 | BM sucks. Heckz yeah!
2002-08-07 | I wanted smallpox.
2002-08-02 | These quizzes brainwash you.
2002-08-02 | -
2002-08-01 | Things to remember.
2002-07-29 | Rafting trip 2002.
2002-07-26 | -
2002-07-22 | Frank + Amy sittin' in a tree!
2002-07-21 | Working at the BM is bad for your health.
2002-07-20 | Random thoughts #3, is it? Or #4? I can't remember.
2002-07-18 | A day off, and nothing to do.
2002-07-18 | Boxers & butts.
2002-07-16 | Megans guide to life.
2002-07-14 | Jen's Graduation Party
2002-07-10 | Stupid online tests. You'd think I'd learn.
2002-07-07 | "Uh, you'll have to excuse me grandma, I feel some diarreah coming on."
2002-07-06 | Day #5: The Hobbit.
2002-07-04 | Ode to Nyquil.
2002-07-02 | FYE
2002-06-29 | Untitled. (Ooo. Dramatic.)
2002-06-27 | -
2002-06-25 | I hate being sick.
2002-06-25 | I hate Dr. Hacket
2002-06-24 | I will accomplish it all.
2002-06-24 | I will accomplish it all.
2002-06-18 | Lamest entry ever.
2002-06-17 | Can't wait! ARGH!
2002-06-13 | My summer
2002-06-12 | For dasvid
2002-06-11 | Jess helps stress
2002-06-10 | For Monica/ka
2002-06-09 | -
2002-06-09 | Secret agent .12345
2002-06-09 | Must be read with a high-pitched gay voice in mind.
2002-06-07 | Yeah, I'm a health nut. *rolls eyes*
2002-06-06 | I'm too lazy to think of an interesting name.
2002-06-06 | Our poor tree
2002-06-05 | Purple People Eater
2002-06-03 | Few and far between
2002-06-02 | Go Karting is dangerous.
2002-06-01 | "Now pay attention children."
2002-05-30 | Me, thinking. (Hey! Don't laugh, you reject!)!)
2002-05-29 | Hello all!